Southern Constellations

I think I'm pretty cool but I'm probably not?¿¿?

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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How do I buy a Canadian?

@Anonymous

elliottwith2ts:

whatisthisidont-even:

elliottwith2ts:

You just offer any Canadian a nice box of chocolate in exchange for themselves and they usually go for it, you’d be surprised. I have eight Canadians, want ten.

As a Canadian i can confirm this. Some of us are picky though and you’d best get some fancy chocolates. 

Of course, I mean… I assumed that quality goes without saying. We’re talking Canadians here. This is preemo stuff, my man, holla back.

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melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

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faeryies:

thanks

younggt:

"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"

LUKE in She Looks So Perfect: Official Italian Version

colbaltdrg:

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

To be more exact, that’s a hen. Which is the female. This is likely not his first encounter with her. My grandpa had chickens and hens, and if you visit them frequently like this they develop affection to you. I would know, because I sat in the chicken coop alot. The hens get a small maternal kick, and come to cuddle you because she wants to keep you warm, like she would do with her chicks. This means the boy has spent alot of time with her, and that just makes it more heart warming.

favoritesgirl:

capecod-arabella:

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

so many concerts, wrong country

so many concerts , not enough money and wrong country in the same time

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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wester5sos:

this conversation is very important

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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fricklefracklewithash:

Mrs. All American is basically our generations Stacy’s Mom

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