i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
”Black is the mantra for today. My friend Emma says that “black” and “expensive” seem to be my thing”
Women’s grueling, lifelong, losing battle to transform themselves into magical, flawless creatures with Disney hair and 15-inch waists and massive ham-lips is not for the benefit of women. And when men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy.